Monday, October 13, 2008

I'm Very Upset

I think of myself as an easy-going fellow. I'm slow to anger and always willing to reward the humans with a headbutt or purr. I don't claw the furniture (much), I don't eat Granny's plants and I'm a good brother to the guinea pig.Yet how does Mommy reward this behavior ? She chang-chan - changed my litter!!
She took away my blue, white and gray gravel and replaced it with SAND. I know I track litter all over the place. I know I'm a diabetic cat with a very large bladder. I know the clumping litter is more economical. But if I wanted to pee in sand I'd go outside and irrigate Florida!!!
This situation simply must not continue. If he humans can demand soft and fluffy toilet paper than I can demand my old potty gravel back.
If my litter isn't returned to me then I'll have to do somthing drastic on the carpets.....

9 comments:

Kimo and Sabi said...

Gotta pee on something - something real expensive.

The Island Cats said...

Uh oh...there's nothing worse than messing with our litter...your mommy must be taught a lesson...

Whimpurr said...

Ut oh! Maybe you and your beans can compwomise? We haff sand in da bottom of our box and clay on da top! Dat way we gits our cway but da pee pee cwummps on da bottom so Daddy can easiwy scoop it out! ~Purrs, Redfurd~

Tybalt said...

I find that peeing RIGHT OUTSIDE the clean litterbox is a great way to express displeasure.

Mr. Hendrix said...

didn't your mommy even discuss it with you?? how awful. maybe you can split the difference. half read white and blue, half sand??

poor Muffin. perhaps a big puddle on a favorite rug will teach a lesson...

Anonymous said...

Muffin, you sure need to tell your humans exactly what you told us. Peeing and thinking outside the box are 2 ways to get in big trouble quick.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Ah well, have yoo given it enuff time, yoo may find yoo like it. We weren't happy when mom got dat new lavendery stuff but now we really like it.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Nooooooooooooooooo! Not clumping litter. They're trying to kill you, Muffin. Jan tried to kill us but we put our paws down and said, NO WAY! And we're now peeing and pooping in the proper litter. The kind we can track anywhere.

Good luck, little buddy.

Mr. Hendrix said...

has your regular litter returned??