Happy St. Patrick's day. It wasn't for Mommy. She went to an Irish music festival downtown. She had a good time until some guy bumped into her and spilled beer down her pants. Then she lost her keys for real. She thinks she left them on the bus. We'll know tomorrow. She was so upset she had a panic attack. Then when she got home Granny yelled at her for leaving her alone. Then they had a fight over the keys. Now they are not speaking......
Oh, Mommy stuck me in a shamrock scarf and took pictures.UGH!
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oh no! we're sorry your mommy had such a bad night. my beans stay in on St. Patty's Day just because of stoopid people like the guy who spilled his bear. it is a shame they ruin it for everyone.
that stinks about your mommy's keys. that stuff happens to everyone at some point so she shouldn't feel bad. probably her keys are at the bus depot after the driver found them. i'm sure they have a bunch people left there.sorry about your scarf buddy. I had to wear a blinkie tie. sigh. Mommies.
Where are the pictures?
we're sorry your mom had such a bad day! our Lady had to take the Quiet Girl to have a tooth pulled. we weren't there, but we heard it wasn't fun. afterwards the poor girl got so stressed she fainted. luckily her dad caught her before she went thud on the floor. makes us even more scared of dental work. I mean, if a big human teenager can't handle it...
purrrrrrs to your mom!
I'm so sorry your mommy had such a bad St. Patrick's Day. :( Purrs to your mom!!
I hope the bus driver found your mommy's keys!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat
Oh, sounds like yoor mom had one of "those" days. We hope da bus beans finded her keys.
did u ever get u swap package????????
Hi Mindi. Much love to you. Uh St Pat's can be an interesting holiday for everyone involved! Hopefully everyone got everything straightened out. People can be so difficult!
Purrs, Halloween
Think of the scarf business as good therapy for your mom and happy moms mean more good stuff for their masters -- that would be you. Speaking of therapy, I'd like to tell you (and your mom) that I’ve written a scathingly-funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out May 6th. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website, www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.
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