Thursday, March 27, 2008

I Went to the Vet-UGH!!!!!

Yesterday I went to the vet. Here are five ways that I made the trip enjoyable for my Mommy:

1. I yowled all the way there. Hey, how would you like to jammed into a plastic prison box? Not to mention having to endure a trip in the metal monster. It felt like I was held prisoner for hours.

2. Then I refused to come out of my carrier. The vet and Mommy had to drag me out. I knew where I was. I knew they are going to stab me. Why make the process easy ?

3.They stabbed me and took some of my blood. I squirmed and meowed as much as I could. Before that they rubbed alcohol on my paw. I tried to lick it off. Blech!!

4.The vet wanted to see me walk because I've been limping slightly. I preferred to sit down and lick my private parts.

5. On the way home I peed all over the carrier. It's plastic. She'll wash it.

7 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Good job. Next time try taking a dump in the carrier as well. It's much smellier than just peeing.

Black Cat said...

I can tell you made the trip very enjoyable for your Mommy, tee hee! :) xxx

Max said...

Heh. I went to the stabby place on the same day. But I pooped there, and made sure I peed where everyone could enjoy it, not just in the car with the People. Hey, if they're gonna torture us, the deserve it!

goldenshade said...

Well done!!! Do you mind if I copy some of your technique next time I have to go? I hear talk of a visit is coming soon. I have to get prepared.

Thanks for dropping by with your kind words. :)

Shade and Goldie

Princess said...

What a horrible adventure.
I absolutely hate the vet!
I think it is great that you peed in the carrier. well done!

Quasi said...

Hey, Fat Cat Muffin, I know what you mean about going to the vet. For me, it's such a traumatizing event that I've included a chapter about it in my forthcoming book, The World Is Your Litter Box... it's called (fittingly enough) trips to the vet.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

you poor thing! we're glad you let everyone know how you felt about the whole thing. didja put the bitey on anybody? that's a good one too.