Muffin: Five things I would do if I had a million dollars: buy my family a house up north, start a shelter for older homeless pets; give money to find a cure for feline diabetes; buy lots of catnip and invent a better cat carrier.
Muffin: My five favorite treats are Meow Mix, Temptations, tuna, chicken & hamburger.
Mommy: Six fashion mistakes from the 80s that I won't repeat: blue eyeshadow,white socks with black shoes; cheap plastic jewelry,
novelty earrings,over-size eyeglass frames and big hair.
Muffin: Two things I refuse to wear again:
A yellow dress. Lady, I don't care if you wore it when you were a baby. I'm a boy. Stop putting it on me. Scrunchies on my tail. That is so undignified.
That's all for now.