I don't get it. These humans obviously value long fingernails. Granny is always manicuring and polishing hers. So then why do they clip my claws? Don't they know that a security guard mancat needs his weapons of mass destruction? How am I supposed to subdue an intruder with short stubby nails? How am I supposed to catch lunch? Just because I walked on Mommy's face and clawed her eyelid is no reason to punish me. I didn't do it on purpose. I'll show them though.
Next time she can kill her own bugs.
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oh no - you too? we've got clippy claws scheduled for tonight...right before flea medicine application. the Lady brought home an abandoned kitty last night, complete with fleas. he's had a bath and medicine, but now we're all gonna get it. ::sigh:: and our claws were just getting back how we like 'em.
stoopid clippy claw things. i hate that too. you shouldn't be punished for an accident for goodness sake.
beans can be so weird sometimes.
We thought it was only our human!! Mommy drives herself to some place where she lets them cut and polish her toe claws. And she yells at Dad when his get long and tells them to cut them. Humans are nuts! How can they disarm themselves that way?
Oh dear, we do hope that she doesn't paint your toesies "pawdicure blue"! (Sorry that was Sam's joke)
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Clippy clawrs is just plain horrible if you're a cat! That's as bad as baths.
oh...now you have put ideas into meowmie's head...i haven't had my nails done for a few weeks now...i sense a torture session on the way! x
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