Friday, January 18, 2008

Get Rid of that Sucking Monster

Okay, people. I know it's sometimes necessary to pull out that big sucking monster, but twice in two days is too much. What do you have a carpet sweeper for? It's not my fault that someone dropped a plate of fried rice all over the living room carpet. I would have eaten it up if they'd let me.Instead they dragged out that noisy, sucking, mechanical thing out. It picked up the mess, but hurt my little kitty ears. Can't they invent something that picks up dirt silently?

10 comments:

William said...

I think there is something that silently eats dirt and stuff...it's called a "dog."

I'm not sure you want that.

topcatrules said...

"A dog."

HAHAHAHAH!!! We love it! Gosh that was good.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yeah, what William said...and yoo don't want one!

Christine and FAZ said...

I agree, what's wrong with dirt anyway? FAZ

The Furry Fighter said...

oh boy we hates the sucky monster soooooo much! plus whenever my beans it out she alos plays her music quite loud too!!! double ear-pain. we usually hide in the bedroom though x

Kitikata-san said...

I hate that machine too. Grrrr.

jenianddean said...

I hate the sucking monster!! We all go crazy and run from room to room, under beds, on counter tops, and into closets when that monster comes out.

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I'm with you buddy. Jeez. I think beans are lazy by sucking up these things instead of picking them up piece by piece. I'm not sure a "dog" is the correct answer...

Halloween said...

Hi Mindi! I hate the rug monster too. I hide until it goes away. I put the award you gave me on my blog! Thanks for being such a great cat pal.

Purrs, Halloween

Benjamin Fuzz said...

hey there muff, pal! tell your mom that the housework police are on their way over...and all housework must be stopped immediately.