Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Baby's First Fart !!!!

It's me, Muffin. I am so embarassed. I've always thought of myself as a gentleman. When I felt the urge to pass gas I'd quietly go into the other room. For all these years I behaved with the utmost decorum. Then last night it happened.. I tooted. Loudly and in the middle of the living room. All conversation stopped. The people stared at me. Then Mommy started to laugh... I was mortified. I ran into the closet and hid. How could I have done such a thing?
Mommy said it was a fitting tribute to the year 2008...

65 comments:

Max said...

Embrace it! It takes a lot of talent to stop a room cold!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

The Meezers said...

Happy New Year!!!

awesome!!! truly awesome!!!

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Grate way to say bye to 2008 we says!
Happy Noo Yeer!
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

Kimo and Sabi said...

Toot Toot! Happy New Year 2009!

Katie and Da Katz said...

U musta bin loud!!

Dats otay...when I was like three munfins olds i usta silent toot when mawmee waz at da compootur. I gave hur smellees in da face! din I got used ta goods foodies... n stopped tootin smellees.

Katie Too.

Katie and Da Katz said...

"My mother, his Granny, died today. I’m all alone now..."

Weze purrin fur you... weze knoh how datz iz... our grandaddy went home and our bruver cats wents over da bridge. Now Mummy gotted hurs Mawmee n dats all. she knohs dat sumday she be alone...

Purrs n hugs n luv frum
us Katie Katz... Isaiah 43:1
Katie Too.

Chesney Cats said...

Tracy, we are so sorry to hear of the loss of your mother. Our Granny passed away 2 years ago on Dec. 5th. Our mama is an orphan too. If you need someone to talk to you can e-mail her at ChesneyCats at gmail dot com.

Again, we are very, very sorry.

Hugs & Purrs,
Sammy, Festus, Emma & Mama Rhonda

Everycat said...

We are all so sorry that you have lost your Mom. We know what an awful and sad time this is for you as we lost our Gran (our Mum's Mum) in August last year.

Tracy we are sending you love and purrs, if you need someone to talk to please email us and we will be there for you

Love and purrs from

Whicky, Angel, Oliver, Gerry & Mum

everycat AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk

ML said...

Tracy, I am so sorry to hear of the loss of your mother. I lost my mother several years ago and not a day passes that I don't miss her.
If you need to talk, I can call you. Email me at mlgigg AT sbcglobal DOT net.
Sending you Love & Purrs,
ML & KC

Kaz's Cats said...

Tracy, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine the sadness and grief that you're going through...My heart goes out to you,

{{{hugs}}}

Karen (Mum to Gypsy & Tasha)

The Creek Cats said...

So sorry to hear about your loss. We sending our thoughts, prayers, and comforting vibes your way!

THE ZOO said...

We are so sorry for your loss.

The Island Cats said...

Tracy, We sorry you lost your mom. Our mom lost her mom too so she knows how sad you must be...

You are in our thoughts and prayers...

castle diva said...

We are so sorry about your loss. Mom's mother died five years ago in January.

If you need a comforting ear, feel free to contact us at dancingthedance at yahoo dot ca.

Ms. P, Cinza and Mom

DEBRA said...

We are very sorry to hear about the loss of you Mother. WE are sending you our hugs and purrs

Abby,Boo,Ping,Jinx,Gracie and Mom Debra

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh Muffin & Tracy. We just saw your sad sad news. We are so so so sorry to hear about the passing of your Granny.

We are keeping you in our thoughts and prayers during this sad time.

Please let us know if we can do anything.

Aoise said...

Aoises's miewmie here: Condolences on your sad news. I lost my mum nearly 4 years ago but she is still with me in so many different ways. Yours will be too.

momsbusy said...

we will be keeping you in our purrays.

momsbusy, yuki, kimiko, & kintaro

The Meezers said...

Tracey we are so very sorry for the loss of your mom. You are in our thoughts and prayers.

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

We are so sorry to hear of the loss of your Mom Tracy! Our purrrs and purrrayers are with you during this time!!
Your FL furiends,

Purrageous Pirates said...

Oh Tracy, we just saw the horrible news!! Mommy is so sad for you and wants us to let you know that we are here for you if you need anything. She's also going to email you but please know that you are in our thoughts and our prayers.

Nina the Torbie said...

Oh dear! I understand your embarrassment. Then again, it sounds like 2008 wasn't the greatest. I found my forever home, but my beans lost Bonnie.

Muffin, please tell your Mom how sad we are for her loss. Give her lots of fur and purr therapy. But if you need to, um, pass gas, leave the room first.
Purrs,
Nina, Victor & Tabbymom Jen

Sunny's Mommy said...

My condolences on your Mother passing.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Tracy, I read about your mom on the CB and we came by to leave our condolences.

There are a number of bloggers who have lost their mothers and we know how painful it is to go through this.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Jan

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We are so sorry to hear you have lost your Mother, Tracy. You are in our thoughts, purrs and prayers.

ASTOR CATS said...

Tracy, we are sorry to hear about the loss of your Mom. We lost our beloved Nanny (our Mom's mom) in November and our Mom's eyes are still leaking. Sending lots of purrs and prayers your way.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Parker said...

We are so sorry. Please accept our sincere sympathies.

Sweet Praline said...

Tracy,

I am so sorry to hear about the loss of your mom. Please know that my thoughts and prayers are with you.

Paula (Praline's mom)

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Oh dear, it happens to the best of us! Happy New Year!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Tracy,we are very sorry to hear about your Mom. Regardless how old you are,losing your Mom is hard.
{{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Purrs Mickey,Georgia,Tillie & the Mom

WhimPurr's Whim and the Whiskers said...

Please excuse my previous post! I was responding to the "fart" posting! I am so terribly sorry that you have lost your dear Mother! May she rest in peace and may you find comfort in your heart! *hugs and prayers* Whimpurr

The Cat Realm said...

We are so very very sorry! Our maid has not lost her mother yet but it must be very very sad. Please don't say you are all alone! There will always be friends - even if it is not just the same as a mother!
Lots of love and purrs!
The Cat Realm

Riley & Tiki said...

Tracy, we are so very sorry about the loss of your mother. Sending you many purrs and hugs.

PB 'n J said...

Oh Miss Tracy, we're so sorry for your loss. Our Granddaddy died just a few months ago, so we know how hard this is for you. All we can say is that it gets a little less bad each day. Sending tons of hugs and purrs to you.

Pearl, Bert and Jake (and Mommy Amanda)

Karen Jo said...

Tracey, I am so very sorry that you lost your Mom. I know that it feels like you are all alone, but there are lost of us who care about you.

Quasi said...

What a great way to say goodbye to the old year! But perhaps you should ask your mom to give you some Beano.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

We're just checking in on you. You're in our prayers and thoughts.

hmstrjam said...

don't be embarassed muffin, it might be from all the holiday eggnog!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Just checking in on you all.

jenianddean said...

That's just too funny...
--Jasper

Junior said...

We read about Muffin on the CB....we are so sorry. Purrs for all of you.

Junior and Orion

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

Oh Tracey, we just saw on the CB about Muffin going to the Rainbow Bridge!! We are so sorry!! Our thoughts and purrayers are with you! ((((((((Hugs from our house to yours!!))))
Your FL furiends,

ML said...

We are so sorry to hear about Muffin going to the Bridge. You are in our hearts and prayers.
Love & Purrs,
ML & KC

Everycat said...

Tracy we just read about Muffin's passing to The Bridge and wanted to tell you that we are so sorry for your loss. We send you much love and many comforting purrs

Whicky Wuudler
Angel
Oliver
Gerry
& Mum

PB 'n J said...

We're so sorry to hear that Muffin crossed over the Bridge. We're sending you purrs and gentle hugs.

Pearl, Bert and Jake

DEBRA said...

Tracey
We just read about Muffin's passing over to the Bridge on the CB, we just wanted to tell you how sorry we are to learn this. We know how difficult these past few weeks must have been and we are keeping you in our prayers.

purrs
Abby,Boo,Ping,Jinx,Gracie and Mom Debra

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh no Muffin. Mommy is crying so hard we can hardly type. We are going to miss you so very much you handsome guy.
You're mommy is in our purrs and prayers along with Midi. We are so sorry for your loss Tracy. purrrs

Smeagol and Strider (Mystery and Gizmo too!) said...

We're so sorry to hear that Muffin has gone to the Bridge.
We're sendin' you love and purrs.

A Few Good Cats said...

We just read the sad news about Muffin, and want to send you lots of comforting vibes and purrayers for your loss.

The Island Cats said...

We just read about Muffin...we are so sorry for your loss. We send comforting purrs your way...

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

We are so sorry to learn of Muffins passing. Sending Purrrs and prayers to you ...
~ The Bunch

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

We just heard about Muffin. We are so very sorry he went to the Bridge. We are sending you lots of purrs .We hope it makes you feel better Tracy.
{{{{{{{{{{{HUGS)))))))))))))))
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

We're so very sorry to hear about sweet Muffin. Hugs, purrs & love from all of us - feline & human.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We are surprised to learn of Muffin's passing. We are so sorry about what you are going through with this shock, knowing how much you cared for Muffin.

We send purrs and hugs!

jenianddean said...

Oh no ... so sorry to hear about Muffin! You are in our thoughts and prayers.
--Jasper

Kaz's Cats said...

Mum Tracy, We're so sorry to read about Muffin's passing. We loved reading about him and his sister, and we're gonna miss him, altough nowhere as much as you. Please accept our heartfelt condolences at this very tough time. Sending purrs and purrayers to you and Midi,

{{{hugs}}}

Karen (Mum), Gypsy & Tasha

Karen Jo said...

I just read about Muffin on the CB. I am so sorry for your loss.

The Crew said...

We're so sorry to hear about Muffin. We know he was well loved and had a great forever home.

Purrs to you.

The Crew & Crew's Mom

Artsy Catsy said...

Oh, Tracy, our hearts are aching for you. We're so very sorry for your losses.

Sharolyn, Rocky
& all of us at Artsy Catsy

Riley & Tiki said...

We just heard about Muffin and are so very sorry. Sending you many purrs and hugs of comfort.

Angel said...

We never got to meet Muffin, but know he was loved dearly. You have a lot of good memories to get you through this sorrow.

Black Cat said...

Oh Tracy, I'm so sorry you have lost Muffin, and so soon after your Mom. I understand your grief, having lost my Mum and my last furbaby, Cybil, within 15 months of each other. You will always miss them but gradually you can get through without bursting into tears every 5 minutes and in between times you will smile as you remember the happy times. If you would like to you can email me on blackDOTcatsDOTfolliesATgmailDOTcom or skype me on TortieDASHCat (text only as I'm usually on my laptop with no mic). {{{{{HUGS}}}}} xxx

Princess said...

Dear Tracy, You are in our prayers.
You are not alone. Please know that we are all with you now. ((((gentlehugs)))) you are loved by us


<3~Rosemary and Princess

Cory said...

We just read about Muffin going to the Bridge on the CB. We are so sorry for your loss. Purrs to you.

THE ZOO said...

we just hurd abowt Muffin. We are so sorry for your loss.