Saturday, February 02, 2008

Mommy Went to the Fair and I Took a Crap on the Bedroom Floor

Mommy went to the County Fair with The Man. She came home smelling of hotdogs, popcorn and cotton candy.She also smelled like cow, dog, horse and sheep. Evidently there were all sorts of other animals there. Worse, she smelled like Him. She had a good time and bought some stuff, so I don't know why I did what I did. She wasn't gone that long and Granny was here.
I guess it was just that furniture's been moved and Mommy's been busy and I wanted to make sure everything was still the same. So I did a humungous crappola on the floor near her bed.She was mad and reprimanded me, but I'm still here, so I guess everything is okay. It must be. She picked me up and cuddled me. Then she made we wear this stupid necklace she bought. She hand fed me tuna. Yup, everything must be okay.

15 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, she forgave yoo fur um, er, yoor 'indescretion'? Dat's a good mom!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Better the floor than the bed!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh yes, better the floor than the bed! i'm sure she knew you were upset about all the changes going on.
i'm glad you're forgiven AND got fed tuna by hand. tuna....nom nom nom.

Black Cat said...

Oops! :) xxx

The Furry Fighter said...

i crap on my bed sometimes - specially when i have been straining over my tray - for some reason i then head off to my bed and do the poo! that's constipation for you!

fanks for coming to our birthday party - it was fun celebrating with you! x

Miz Allie Cat said...

miz allie cats files crashed and she is sorry but needs your address again for the Swap n Tails
meow

PKPWV said...

Hi Muffin-thanks for visiting us! Yeah it kinda sucks having diabetes-well actually it's better now that I'm taking insulin. Do you take insulin? I was just diagnosed in November so mom is hoping that I go into diabetes remission....

it's very nice to meet you and thanks for stopping by!!

Kodak, 3 Perf and Winton

jenianddean said...

I'm glad your mom forgave you. Mom's understand when we kittens get a little upset. And tuna...yum-o!

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Ooopsie poopsie.

Miz Allie Cat said...

Hi there Muffin send your address today to Miz Allie at mizalliecat@msn.com
for the Swap n Tails swap this month please meow

Kaz's Cats said...

Muffin, Moms do understand that sometimes when things are really confusing, we just crap anywhere to express ourselves. Lap up that hand-fed tuna while you can - that's really hitting the food jackpot!

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Where does you live that they have fairs in February?

You asked how much snows we have. It is hard to say cuz it varies, but Momma says atween 5 and 6 ft. on the flat, with piles 12 ft. It is just a tunnel going out our walkway and Momma has shoveled the snow away from the windows many times, see it slides off the roof and piles up fast. We got 16 inches the last two days. Now we are suppose to get a warming trend, we hope so. Maybe 40 degrees, but it will take a long time afore we see the grasses.

Patches

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

just stopping in to say hi!

Miz Allie Cat said...

so are yous in trouble with mommy?

Princess said...

I am glad your mom was not too miffed about it. It could have been worse, right?