This is ridiculous. These humans are going out and leaving me alone way too much. First it was religious services, then it was Granny's doctor's appointment, then it was grocery shopping. Plus Mommy's been at work, out with friends or seeing Him. What am I, something to avoid?
Today they went out clothes shopping. Talk about a stupid errand. This has to stop.
So I peed on the kitchen floor.
That'll show them.
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Good for you Muffin! I hate hate hate when the beans are coming and going on bunches of errands. They should be staying home with us!
So, you're on 42 posts huh...
Pee is too easy, but a good warning. Next time poop on a pillow.
i did a poo on the sofa yesterday! i have NEVER done this before EVER - but Ise got caught short and it just flew out, literally. i was very embarrassed though :(
xxx
I think you need a sibling to keep you company!
no way, really? did they step in it? we sure hope so, and with bare feet too. that'll teach 'em that you need attention!
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